compar contrast

     I am comparing and contrasting being stranded in the ocean to being stranded an being stranded in the Midwest. If your stranded in the Midwest you should not panic and do NOT hitchhike it is illegal. Call a friend or the cops. The most important thing is to STAY WHERE YOU ARE Stay hydrated and fed.

     The similarities are you are stranded. You Should not panic 

     If your stranded in the ocean you should NOT drink the water it is full of toxins paddle you boat as far as you can.  Drink water as long as it has been boiled. You need to take brakes and block the sun out with a coat. Eat fish after you coked it. That's how you compare and contrast.

     

poetry

KITE

There's a blue diamond

it's held together by sticks

there's a spool of string



GLUE

sticky substance

holds like magic and sticks to

next time use glue

PEPPERONI 

pepperoni

beef chicken

eating chewing swallowing

filling up stomach and throwing

pizza

Rhyming

Jack Black said "I want a tic tac

thats smack in the middle crack"

Jak stated "crack is bad for the back and everywhere

If You Get a Blue Slip

     If you get a blue slip your, mom will get mad. When your mom gets mad, you'll get grounded. When you get grounded, you will be sad. When you get sad, you break the the grounding. If you break the grounding, you will get grounded longer. If you get grounded longer, you won't do your homework If you don't do your homework, you will get a blue slip.

Morning Routine

     This post is about my morning routine. My mom wakes me up at 6:30. Then I get dressed. After I    get dressed I put on my shoes. Next I get my stuff ready to go to school.
     Then I arrive at school and get on a bus. The bus takes me eight miles to a nearby town. I get of the bus and go to breakfast. I go upstairs and do daily oral language.
     Then I go to science.Next we go to math.After math is social studies. Next we go to study hall. After that we go to lunch.

Boy Scouts

     Boy Scouts is a beneficiary program. If you achieve eagle scout you can get just about any job. Life scouts year how to save lives. First year scouts learn C P R. If you like shooting 22. rifles join scouts. If you like shooting bows and arrows join scouts. A bunch of people owe their lives to scouts. Thats why you should join scouts.

Famous Person

     My favorite famous cyclist is Lance Armstrong. He was the first man to win the Tour De France seven times. Isn't that amazing? When he was young Lance entered the sports swimming and cycling. He was in high school when he started triathlons.
     The judges found banned substances in his urine that came from a prescription skin cream. Lance pledged to donate $5,000,000 to charity. Lance also founded a charity. He must love those people.

Animal Rescue

     Chris and Bob were running on there farm. They were on the cross country team. Bob was running past the grain bin. They emptied the bin the day before or they thought. Bob was running past the bin and he herd a pitiful whimper. He opened the door and crawled in.Once in the bin he saw a little puppy called Chris. Chris climbed in the bin and saw a little puppy they took him to the vet and, the vet said to let him run freely.

Evil Broccoli

     Carrie was in her room when " Carrie time to eat dinner!" Carrie's mom said. Carrie rushed down the creaky stairs careful not to trip on the loose floor boards. When she got downstairs she noticed there was broccoli. She heard some tall tales about broccoli and how they eat pets but she didn't believe them. The broccoli sounded like crunch, munch, crunch, munch, on, crunch, cats when she ate it but she thought she was hearing things. The next day when she woke up she saw broccoli leaf things and some cat fur. She walked down the stairs she saw a rib and she thought this can't be and was shoved down the stairs, but the broccoli ate the bones and his mask fell off. Then her cat jumped out

talking animal

      Mike wanted a dog but his mom and dad didn't want one, until one of their sheep went missing. That day Mike's dad went to go buy a German Shepard named Star. One day Star randomly said,"Hey you in the yellow get over here." to Mike who kept walking until Star bellowed "HEY YOU IN THE YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!"  Mike ran to the barn and started the fastest tracter that he could drive to get away from the dog. The lawn mower wasn't that fast so Star could catch up with him. Mike turned left and ran over a ground hog.  Then a big scary ghost showed up. Star jumped on the mower with Mike. The ghost was  so startled that the person inside dropped his mask on the ground. Star went to go call the cops when she was shot by the ghost. Star died instantly. The  ghost was so scared he called the cops on himself. The ghost went to jail for the rest of the week.

Fairytale

     THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THE EVIL STEPSISTER PACKAGE!

                                                            HAVE FUN!!!!!!!

You will need: 1poor girl, 2 rich evil older girls, 1 evil rich women,
 2 cell phones

 1. First put the people in a house.
 2. Give the evil stepsisters the cell phones.
 3. Send the stepsisters a text message about a party.
 4. Wait til midnight.
 5. Let maid sneak out after dressing in nice clothes.
 6. Let her get caught and thrown in prison.

Product Promotion

     I will tell you about a fascinating product. Chryslers are inexpensive which is good when you need a good inexpensive car. They get good gas millage which is awesome because gas costs so much.  You can have heated seats in some cars (mostly newer cars). There are vented seats and rear sunshades. Touch screen radio monitors control the temperature in the car, the radio, the phone thats built into the car, and heated and cooled drink holders. That is why Chryslers are good.

Flying Airplanes

     I got to fly an airplane! I had a lot of fun flying in airplanes. Two weeks ago my brother, my dad, and I were flying back from Prairie du Chien.  My dad asked the pilot if it was  okay for me sit up front He said I could. About twenty minutes after the takeoff I asked if I could fly the plane ,and he said yes. I had a lot of fun flying the airplane. Airplanes are fun to fly.

My Town

      My town is exciting. If  your rolling  through my town stop at the college campus. I'll be at the pool talking to the nice lifeguards.  You could stop and get something to eat at the Pit Road. I'm going to the library. I live in an exciting town.

Being an Only Child Would be Nice

     It would be nice to be an only child. You wouldn't have to fight over anything. You can watch what you want to on t.v. You don't have to deal with brothers and sisters. No one will tell on you if you     break some rules.  You get all the attention in the family.

Weird Commercials

      There are a lot of strange commercials. There are a lot of Obama campaign commercials that don't make sense. Some commercials have men running from bears. Geico has has a gecko for a mascot. little ceasers commercials don't make sense. Digornos commercials don't make sense. There are weird commercials.

And Now For The Author Lucas

      Yo, yo, yo my name is Lucas. I like to go flying, riding four wheelers and golfing.  I'm in sixth grade. My favorite authors are Roald Dahl Gary Paulsen. Well, that's a wrap.